WHAT THE FLAG SHOULD LOOK LIKE ONCE WE SECEDE FROM THE UNION

WHAT THE FLAG SHOULD LOOK LIKE ONCE WE SECEDE FROM THE UNION
A wolf puppy wearing sunglasses,
sipping an umbrella drink with a crazy straw
talking on a cell phone
with a voice bubble that says
“They’ve even got a store
that sells designer bean bags!
I swear it’s right next to where they have the Oscars!”