MICHIGAN
MICHIGAN
After lunch I purchased most of Detroit.
I was tired of hearing about it on the news
(problems, problems, problems) so I bought it.
It cost me almost three thousand dollars.
I haven’t decided what I’m going to call it now
or what to do with all the people
But I’m going to paint the tallest buildings purple
and the medium buildings blue
and let some of the cooler animals out of the zoo.
Also I’m thinking of building a moat
And I’ll probably rent out the nicer areas for birthday parties,
company picnics, raves…that sort of thing.