WELL, INSURED
WELL, INSURED
The man who sold me this stick
said it would protect my eyes from evil spirits.
He said evil spirits were everywhere and coming from all over
(dimensions, and planes, and even in through the vents).
He had no pictures of what the spirits would like
but insisted I would know it once they were close.
So far I’ve killed seven people with this stick.
Their spirits seemed evil enough at the time.