YAY!
YAY!
This is a party hat.
It is fun because it is shaped like a cone.
It has fun colors all over it.
And fun designs too.
And glittery tassels made of fun material that crinkles.
It even has fun words on it.
Like “fun” and “party.”
They are printed diagonally
which is more fun than horizontally.
Do not worry if the rubber band that attaches the hat to your head
pinches the fat under your chin
or gets caught in your hair.
Or if the cone gives you a headache.
Just try to remember how much fun you are having.
Also don’t worry about where all these hats will end up
after we throw them away
in a just a few hours.
After the clown leaves.
Those trash bags will be disposed of
by a barge headed out to sea.
And there is plenty of room for party hats there.
Besides that’s not your problem right now.
Your problem is how to have more fun.
This is fun.
Focus on fun.