BOX OF BABY BEARS
BOX OF BABY BEARS
I’ve purchased a box of live baby bears
via mail order.
Three brown cubs, two Kodiak, and one bonus polar.
The advertisement states they are simple to train
and have been genetically tempered
for ease in overwhelming.
They are shipped three day priority
and come with a safety whistle
set at a pitch
which will immediately incapacitate them
should trouble arise.
But I don’t anticipate any trouble.
Only optimum companionship.