THE BEST DREAM I HAD LAST MONTH
THE BEST DREAM I HAD LAST MONTH
I discovered I had the superpower
of being punched in the stomach
by anyone, as hard as they wanted
any time.
I decided that the best way to
capitalize on this gift
was to do a tour of malls
across the country
asking people to punch me
as hard as they could.
I didn’t have a manager
or anyone to organize
or oversee this operation
in any way.
So really
I was just driving
to these small
town malls getting punched.
I never did make any money off it.